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Miston's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 2 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 130 Points

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
You monster.
That was smart Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up Unlocked 5/20/17
25 Points
You found a stalker!
You are a murderer Unlocked 5/20/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview Unlocked 5/20/17
50 Points
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 7/11 (120/395 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 5/20/17
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)